Acient Music: Again

My parody of "Ancient Music" by American Poet, Ezra Pound (Lustra collection, 1913-1915) http://www.poemhunter.com/best-poems/ezra-pound/ancient-music/:

Mornin is icumen in,

Lhude sing Goddamm,

Thootpaste drop and staineth tub,

And how the wife doth nag!

Sing: Goddamm.

Skiddeth foot and sloppeth floor,

An ague hath my toe.

Freezeth shower, shrinketh privates,

Damm you; Sing: Goddamm.

Goddamm, Goddamm, 'tis why I am, Goddamm,

So 'gainst the mornin's balm.

Sing goddamm, damm, sing goddamm,

Sing goddamm, sing goddamm, DAMM.